3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
