She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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