Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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