The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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