There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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