the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i dont even know how to be here
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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