Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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