Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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