it was like his penis was on wheels.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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