bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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