is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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