One girl and one boy is just not enough.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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