i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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