i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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