I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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