i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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