Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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