I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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