The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
