They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just cropdusted the office
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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