I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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