Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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