I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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