$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize