Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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