Sry I called you an 8
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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