Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I skipped work to stalk him.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
