Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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