I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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