So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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