i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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