Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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