Dual....:-)
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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