If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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