Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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