I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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