A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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