I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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