you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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