No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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