I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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