I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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