so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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