That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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