OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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