There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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