I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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