HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Plan B is the new Plan A
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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