I hate your face
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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