Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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