sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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