Dual....:-)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
