fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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