Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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