I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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